A woman with small b***s buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
The next morning, she playfully says, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my b***s size 44!”
There in a flash of light, her b***s grow to enormous proportions. She immediately runs down to her husband, and tells him the startling news.
They both go upstairs to the bathroom, and the husband crosses his fingers, and says, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my p***s touch the floor!”
There’s a flash of light, and both his legs fall off!
Expanded and Explained
In a quaint, picturesque town with cobblestone streets and charming antique stores, lived a woman named Clara. Known for her quirky sense of humor and love for finding hidden gems, she wandered the town one sunny afternoon, hoping to discover something special. Her eyes fell upon an antique shop she had never noticed before, its windows dusty and inviting. Inside, among the treasures of delicate porcelain figurines, ornate clocks, and vintage knick-knacks, was an unusual object: a mirror framed in intricate, carved wood.
The shopkeeper, an elderly man with a twinkle in his eye, observed Clara’s interest in the mirror. “Ah, you’ve found something truly unique,” he said, his voice filled with mystery. “This mirror isn’t just for looking at your reflection. It’s said to grant wishes, but be careful with what you ask for.” Clara laughed off the man’s cryptic words, thinking it was just part of his sales pitch, and without much hesitation, bought the mirror.
At home, Clara hung the mirror on the bathroom door, appreciating its vintage charm. That evening, as she stood in front of it, a playful thought crossed her mind. With a grin, she made her wish aloud: “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my b***s size 44!” She laughed at her own silliness, then went to bed without thinking much more of it.
The next morning, Clara awoke feeling… different. She glanced in the mirror and gasped in disbelief. Her wish had somehow come true—her chest had grown to an enormous size, defying both logic and gravity. Shocked and thrilled, she rushed to find her husband, Greg, who was enjoying his morning coffee.
“Greg, you won’t believe this!” she exclaimed, pulling him upstairs. They reached the bathroom, where Clara pointed at the mirror, eager to explain what had happened. Greg, always a skeptic, raised an eyebrow, but when he saw the evidence for himself, he was left speechless. Intrigued and skeptical, Greg decided to test the mirror himself.
With a mischievous grin, Greg stood tall and boldly declared, “Mirror, mirror on my door, make my p***s touch the floor!” The words hung in the air, and in an instant, a flash of light filled the room. When the glow faded, Clara’s jaw dropped. Greg, looking down, stood frozen—his legs had vanished, and he was flat on the floor.
The couple sat in stunned silence, trying to comprehend what had just occurred. Clara, still in shock, nervously laughed to break the silence. “Well, you did ask for it,” she said, attempting to lighten the mood. Greg shot her an incredulous look, but couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.
The news of the magical mirror spread quickly through their small town. Friends, neighbors, and even curious strangers came by to see the mirror for themselves, eager to learn about its powers. The shopkeeper, hearing about the incident, visited Clara and Greg. Upon seeing the situation firsthand, he wasn’t the least bit surprised.
“This mirror has a bit of a personality,” he said with a knowing smile. “It grants wishes, but there’s always a catch. That’s why it changes hands so often. Each owner learns the hard way about the consequences of their words.”
Clara and Greg decided to keep the mirror, but with a newfound caution. The experience taught them to think carefully before making wishes, and as time passed, they learned to adjust. Greg used a prosthetic to manage his new reality, while Clara found ways to cope with her changed appearance. Despite the challenges, the couple found humor in their predicament and even gained a bit of local fame for their story.
The enchanted mirror continued to hang on their bathroom door, silently waiting for its next owner. Over time, visitors would ask if they could try their luck with the mirror, but Clara and Greg always offered the same advice: “Think carefully. It listens, and it has a mischievous streak.”
The mirror had imparted a crucial lesson: to be careful with your words, and to appreciate the present. Though they couldn’t undo the changes the mirror had brought, Clara and Greg found happiness in their shared laughter, and in the unique adventure that had brought them closer together.
And as for the mirror? It remained in place, quietly waiting for the next person to make a wish—perhaps with a little more caution than the last.
